I find that I can't find an opportunity to spend some time with internet gaming, and I have been driven a bit mad by it...
Good news is that because I haven't really been spending a lot of time with my computer, I have been able to pretty much study throughly for my exam...
What in the world am I doing here then?!
Lets see, although my boring life is really boring, wonderful things still occasionally find its way onto my boring non-existent life...
As I have already noted that I have been driven a bit mad because of my parting with the computer, the below description will be rather weird and unreal...
I have decided to take the 961 bus home. 961 gives me plenty of time to sleep and have wonderful dreams about life going right for the first time in its life. After boarding the bus, I realised that as usual, I would have no one to talk to. Everyone were engaged with their own friends and I sat in a small secluded corner of the bus and looked at the wild looking scenery fly by...
After a very smooth ride, which involved two different dreams, we arrived at the bus stop before King Albert's Park. I had woken up from my dreams and was looking at the haunted house in the distance. Then, disaster struck. A taxi decided to cut into the lane of the bus for no apparent reasons other than to have fun and the bus driver was forced to bring the bus to a screeching halt from about 80km/h to 0km/h in about 0.1 seconds to avoid a collision (all number above are without proof)
I remembered very clearly seeing the taxt cut into the lane of the bus. The bus screeched to a sudden halt. It was totally unprovoked and uncalled for. The bus sudden stop caused people who were sitting on the bus to fly foward. I remembered seeing an A math text book flew off from behind me and a couple of feet dangling in the air. A person who was standing was blasted from the back row to the driver's row. Miraculously, he survived and so did the A Math text book and the couple of feets.
As you can see from the above paragraph, many parts of it is heavily exaggerated... Its meant to be funny...
Anyway, shouts of vulgarities were heard from the various passengers in the bus which consisted of four letter words, two syllable words, three syllable words and various other vulgarities in language you had probably never heard before. Some people who were asleep in the bus just now was concerned with the reason why they are about two seats away from where they were just now. I hastily explained to them(without the exaggeration of course) and their worries were put to rest...
Ok, that was a rather exciting experience isn't it...
Now, because I have kind of regained my sanity, lets figure out what had really happened:
- Board 961
- No one to talk to because everyone was with their own friends
- Around King Albert Park
- Taxi cut into lane of bus for no reason
- Everyone flew foward about 20cm because of the sudden stop but no one flew off their seats
- A person on the bus was injured as he collided with his chair but it isn't serious
- People was pissed off with the taxi
- Lots of shouting from the bus aimed towards the taxi
- End of incident, bus drove off
That's boring isn't it...
Sometimes, life just need that extra spark to keep it going...
Discmon
2 comments:
haha nice one!...
haha... i almost rofl-ed.
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