Jokes of the Mid-Year exam...

Everyone, the exams are now officially over. In fact, I'm already in holiday mood and am not planning to study or do anything associated with that until, lets see, the first piece of homework comes in?
Yup, unfortunately, we will not really be celebrating throughly throughout the entire holidays because of planned remedials for the sec4s, various stupid activites to be held for the sec4s and if i remembered correctly, the O level oral exams is due to be held during the June Holidays...

The good news is that, the exams are over!!!
Another piece of good news is that, this mid-year exams is really hilarious due to various factors.
Lets go through it from day 1 to the very last day...

English Paper 1:
For section 2, we were told to write a letter as the President of the Student Council. Obviously, the Student Council exists and there is really such a person called the President of the Student Council. After the exams, we suggested to the real President of the Student Council to sign off on his exam paper like this:

Your sincerely,
Tang Wei Guo
The Authentic president of the Student Council

This is due to the fact that the rest of the school would also be saying that they are the president of the student council. Thus, Wei Guo would need to emphasise, or his rank could be destroyed...

Chinese Paper 1:
This one just got to eat the cake for joke of the week award for that week... As usual, we tend to look at the question that involves the newspaper report. This time, the report that we are supposed to talk about just got to eat the cake:

报章报道: 李敖说新加坡人笨, 引起了人们的热烈讨论.

Like a super diao eh... I mean, do you think I care about what the heck he is saying. Don't you feel that by just talking about it you are being stupid?
Anyway, the class reaction was an instant what the ____... someone even asked the teacher whether or not the question was typed wrongly...
So you get to see the big freaking joke...

Sub Geog Paper:
This paper was diao when you think about the freaking fact that you can't complete the paper. The good news is that map work didn't try to kill anyone this time with the usual:" From vertical gridlines ?? to ??, account for the industries there with reference to the relief, attitude and soil..." and the usual map work question that tends to be really long winded and eat your time...
Not much really funny things about sub geog paper, other then the fact that nearly everyone did not finish the paper...

Oh ya, got one funny thing. We were waved good-bye by the people whom had their exams in the morning, makes you feel a bit.... tagged..

Chemistry, both papers:
Was not funny. Good news is that most of us finished the papers.

E-Math Paper 1:
Was not funny as well. Its probably one of the easier papers that I've done...

E-math Paper 2:
Started with the whole sec4 level who knew who is Li Hai Yuan and Hu Xiao Bo laughing. They are featured in the first math question as people in the question. Its funny cause you don't expect them to be inside the math paper. The worst thing that could happen from this? li Hai Yuan can't do the question cause he cannot comprehend the fact that he had grown 4cm, from 165cm to 169cm. Any other people who also cannot comprehend the fact will also not be able to do the question...

Physics, both papers:
Were not lame in anyway or even funny...

Chinese Paper 2:
This paper was funny as in really simple question were given 4 freaking marks... Can you imagine, you finish writing a one line answer and than you look at the score and the score is 4 marks... and than, you will diao...
C-lit students started writing what they usually do in C-lit to fill up the space... and the rest prepares to fail...

Shadowkat, whom unfortunately took another paper cause he was forced to drop higher chinese, ended his exam about half an hour earlier. He spent the rest of the time in the canteen before coming back to walk the length of the window continuously, like this:
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and when the exam ended, he did the jump shot for assasin while our papers are collected...
Next time, he should just do heal...

English Paper 2:
Was not funny...

SS paper 1:
I was writing the answers than i asked the teacher for a paper. He gave me the paper, walked off, and declared that the exams is over.
I was an instant du diao. He gave me the paper and declared the exam over.
Like diao leh...
Oh ya, the invigilator is Mr Ng, so that's why the mood in the class is quite relaxed and receptive to humour...

At the beginning of the paper, someone seems ready to hand up a blank piece of paper and asked for only two piece of paper. That definitely won the gg award...

After that paper, revenge, as we waved good bye to those poor souls, whom can't go home yet...

Biology Paper 1:
The teacher came in the last 15 minutes to say this:
"As you all have noticed, ther is a typo error..."
I was instantly tagged...
The question originally did not make sense, luckily, the 'doesn't make sense part' is the scenario, so it didn't really affect us much. But you just got to applaud them, unsuccessful became successful...

Biology Paper 2:
Won the gg award for the exam paper that kills...
After the exam, we started a question by question analysis of why you will fail bio, and fail spectacularly. The questions are really questions that requires you to think really in depth into what you have studied.
The essay questions eat the cake for questions in which the answers are really long... and sometimes, you don't even know what you should talk about...

Oh ya, we remembered that Mrs Lim said:"I will make sure that Bio paper will kill you all, and those who haven't been handing in your assignments, don't think about asking for moderation" which added to the diao factor in class....

After that, laughed at people whom had to stay for another exam. Bye Bye...

A Math Paper:
Nearly as devastating as Biology, but its quite ok. In fact, its normal standard that I don't exactly finish the paper. I think its quite ok...

So, that wraps up the joke of the week award for mid year exams...
And yes, jokes can can really keep you going even in the worse of time
All this jokes were formed and used to keep our spirits up even during the worse time of the mid-year exams. Sometimes, you just need those bunch of people to keep your spirits up...

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