Jokes of Job week!!

The march holiday has started, and job week is over!!
Ok, job week isn't really over, but its over for me. I've done enough job week for this year already I think, and am not planning to continue on for the third day onwards, cause usually there's no point to do it after the first two day...

Anyway, job week usually means there is a lot of job week jokes that come up as we do our job week. Thanks to a series of unfortunate events, this year we have quite a bunch of job week jokes that came up. For me, I feel that the amount of job week jokes we have is about enough to start a compilation here on the blog...

So here it is:
Really really really real job week jokes
(They had really happened before)(And we're not being sarcastic)

Joke #1
Scout: 请问你有没有工作给我做?
The old man who looked like a chinese: 我不会讲华语...

Comments: And besides, the only reason why I talked to him in chinese is because he looked like one...
And yet...
Anyway...

Joke #2
Person: What is the scouts association??
Venture who just did job week for the first time this year: ehh.... It is an association which the scouts join...

Comment: Very nice paraphrase...

Joke #3
Scout: Do you have a job.... (he got cut off)
Person: wait wait... (walks into the room)
Scouts: (waiting at the door for the person to come back and say he's got a job or something)
Person came back with a bundle of newspaper...
Scouts: 我们不是来收报纸的...

Comments: Is it just me, but some people are getting way too familiar with charity organisations??

Joke #4
Person: hmm... tell you what, why don't you play chinese chess with my son??
Scout: ...[stun]

Comments: the person who got that job was me by the way ^^

Joke #5
it sounds a bit weird, but most people would rather give you newspaper and clothes, rather then to give you a job where they pay you a bit of money...
Thanks to NKF...

Joke #6
I was working with my partner, and she was wearing Yi Xuan's scarf (which is supposed to be cursed as Yi Xuan earned very very very very little when he wore that scarf this year) Anyway, for a certain block, for every door I knocked, 90% of the time someone opened the door. For every door she knocked, no one answered...

Comments: Talk about being lucky...

Joke #7
The top way to earn money during job week......
Be cute!!
-quote from myself

Comments: I would like to clarify that I did not use this method to earn money during job week... Jia Min would have a far easier time compared to all of us as she believes that she is cute (which we all think is acbc)


Joke #8
The same venture who said that the scouts association is an association which scouts join...
Later that day:
Someone: What do the scouts do??
The venture: ...........(refuse to reply)

Comments: No one wants to commit the same mistake twice...

Ok, at least this year there was less philosophical statements and such... so we never had to endure it like last year...
Anyway, congratulations to those people who had just started doing job week for the first time this year. For us, veterans of job week (its the 5th year I properly did job week and the 9th year that I had even a job week) life is getting a bit too repetitive...

Especially when we utter the same sentence over and over again to all those people who live in Singapore...

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