Top 100 ways to show that you have a lot of time on your hands

I was feeling bored recently (mainly because of the revision that I had been doing day after day, week after week... Sitting in front of the table and read, read, read and study, study, study) So I thought it would be nice to spend some time in front of the computer to destress myself rather then to eat and destress...

Obviously, I greatly admire the people who still have a lot of free time on their hand and can afford to do various stuff that the sec 4s can ill-afford to do. We wished we could, but I highly doubt that we would do it.
As I've been quite jealous of people having free time, I thought I would compile the top 100 ways to show that you have a lot of free time. I have to thank the people at the Neopian Times for giving me the ideas.

So without the further ado, the top 100 ways to show that you have a lot of time on your hands:
100: You are looking at this message right now
99: You have been using your handphone to sms a lot of people
98: You've been playing Maple Story non-stop
97: Or you've been playing any other games during this week for more then 3 hours
96: Or even less then that, just playing it is enough
95: You've been chatting to a lot of people on MSN messenger
94: Or any type of messenger for that matter
93: You have been engaging in conversation with people on this few services with frequent usage of short forms like LOL and ROFL
92: You've been commenting on people's online blog
91: You've been listening to Mr Brown's podcast
90: You've been responding to people whom tagged you to do surveys on your own blog
89: You compiled the survey and even tagged more people to do the survey
88: You have memorised the content of the newest podcast of the Mr Brown Show
87: You have memorised a lot of the older podcast of the Mr Brown Show
86: You have almost all the Mr Brown show podcast in your ipod
85: Or any other storage device for that matter
84: You have started to think that you should also make your own podcast
83: You have written out a script for your own podcast
82: You have given a name to your own podcast
81: You have started recording your own podcast and is trying to find a way to gain populariaty like the Mr Brown show
80: You have been updating your blog daily
79: You have been updating it frequently with new messages
78: You have been responding to comments on it
77: You have been continuously changing your blogskin whenever you see a new one
76: You have been changing your blog song very frequently
75: Your blog have a song is already enough to show that you have a lot of time
74: You spent your time to make Green Tea Ice-Cream
73: You try to advertise it to people to eat it
72: You brought a massive fridge to store all the ice cream for the people who decides to eat it only after O levels
71: You started flipping through your old disk collection to see whether or not you could find the old game that you used to love to play
70: You found it
69: You installed it into your computer and played on it
68: You laugh at the AI trying to resist your attack while you start dominating the rest of the game
67: You start a game of SIMCity 2000
66: You load one of your old saved cities that you consider it to be one of your best ever cities made
65: You set disaster on
64: You sat in front of the computer screen and waited for a disaster to strike your city
63: You waited and waited and waited
62: You pray that your city will be destroyed by that one natural disaster when it appears
61: You got fed up of waiting for it
60: You go to the disaster menu and selected everything 15 times
59: You laughed in glee as you watch your city burn
58: You promised that you will not be that saddistic in your blog after you done that to your own sim city game...
57: You went to reread your own blog post
56: You read everyone of your own blog post and then you read all the comments
55: You remind yourself of your feelings then when you had first typed that blog post.
54: You remind yourself of the funny jokes that you had came up with
53: Or you reminded yourself of all the criticism that you had written
52: Remember the pride you had when people read your post
51: You are still looking here
50: You have made it this far down the list (Congratulations)
49: You start to make up your own games
48: Regardless of whether or not this game is card-based or anything
47: You created an imaginary history for the game, with proper people doing extrodinary stuff
46: You start to think of crazy, almost impossible to defeat final bosses for the game you are developing
45: You start humming some sort of weird tune which is supposed to be your final boss theme song
44: You start watching Japanese Anime every wednesday to friday night on Arts Central
43: You force your family to watch Shaman king with you
42: You succeded/failed to get your family to do it
41: You start memorising Arts Central advertisment
40: You start reciting it to your friends
39: You complain to your friends that Inuyasha is back
38: You exclaimed to your friends that Inutasha is back
37: You persuade all your friends to watch Jap Anime on Arts Central with you
36: You failed to get your friends to watch with you
35: You decided to remind all your friends who watch anime to remember to watch anime on wed-fri
34: You start memorising other advertisments
33: You start to remember the old advertisments that you had watched years ago
32: You start singing the advertisement out
31: You went to watch a movie during this short holiday
30: You did not watch the movie
29: You watched trailers of the movie and assumed that you watched the movie
28: You did not assume you watched the movie
27: You have been impersonating people and posting in their comments section of their blog
26: In their Chatbox
25: In their e-mail
24: In all places imaginable
23: You are still here?!
22: Congratulating yourself and continuing on down this list
21: You find yourself in front of the fridge pulling out food randomly from the shelves
20: You scream at the TV set when you notice that the serials totally "cannot make it"
19: Even though you screamed at it, you continued watching it
18: You went to play at the arcade
17: You went to play at a Lan Shop
16: You messaged people on MSN to tell them that they are gay
15: If you happened to be messaged, you responded with :"What's your point?!"
14: You decided to hook onto other people connection when you have your own modem at home
13: Because you are too lazy to balance the computer in your lap when you connect it to your home modem
12: You downloaded MapleStory, O2 Jam and Gunbound wc all within a short span of three hours, opening three download box at one time
11: Your computer cannot handle it and crashes
10: You reformatted your computer thinking that it is a major system error (when it isn't)
9: You complain about DNS
8: You are sick of studying and complain it to everyone who would listen on MSN
7: You look at the watch consistenly, waiting for your break time that you have set to come
6: You decided to forget about that break time and just do your own break
5: You give up going back to your studies after you have taken a break
4: Even if you went back, you fell asleep on the table on top of your books and start to drool over it

3: You start thinking about life if everything had went right for you

2: You are still reading this definitely shows that you have a lot of free time on your hand
And everyone, the No.1 way to show that you have a lot of free time (Which you probably should not have) is:
[drum roll please]
1: You are typing the "Top 100 Ways to show that you have a lot of time on your hands." on your own blog.

No offence to people whose actions got mentioned here. Haha
Treat it a joke for all those who are extremely stressed from studying
and for those who are stressed, treat this as your laughing/punching bag

Discmon